worst possible time to find out about your superpowers
PFFFT
((Omg Im sorry I have to reblog this))
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lifdoff
(Source: meme4u)
LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER
YEAR OF THE ARCHER
omg :3
They couldn’t have come up with something better than that? Honestly? The man gave them a statement about marrying ice cream*, seemingly as an argument against people marrying people of the same sex, and all the best joke they had was that his bald head powered his stupidity? Really? They were given a comedic gift. The jokes could have written themselves. And they blew it.
*I mention the ice cream because there are people who have married dogs (LITERAL dogs, canus domesticus or whatever) and buildings and other silly things, but I have never heard of anyone marrying ice cream.
(Source: sirbedevere)
Yes, I’d keep an eye on that dolphin. It’s just calculating when no-one will be watching so that it can bite you in half without spoiling its reputation.